Post number 2 of some weird thoughts that freak me out, enjoy.
- You have known your parents for your whole life, but they’ve only known you for part of theirs.
- A hot dog is just meat slime that has solidified in a mould.
- Baths are the opposite of boats.
- People say tuna fish all the time but they never say chicken bird or lamb mammal.
- You never have and never will be in an empty room.
- When you touch garlic and you can’t get the smell out of your fingers, you’ve pretty much marinated yourself.